How to Become Famous
Posted By Laura on December 11, 2006
Max Clifford, the hugely successful publicist, has announced the top 10 ways to become famous [news.bbc.co.uk].
According to Clifford, the best ways are:
- To appear on a reality TV show
- Enter a talent contest
- Be bad at aforementioned talent contest
- Gain fame by association
- Date a celebrity
- Flaunt your body
- Date a royal family member
- Make a home sex video
- Be a success on MySpace
- Be in the right place at the right time
Yeah …
So, let’s see. I could go on Big Brother, ‘sing’ in the shower, whilst there a naughty video of me on MySpace could come out and ‘mention in passing’ that I have had ‘relations’ with Prince Harry. Yeah, that would get me famous. And then I would become like the Z-List celebrities who end up on Love Island or I’m A Celebrity. No thank you.
I don’t understand the big thing with fame anymore. Why is it so necessary to get famous? Fair enough if you have the talent, like Johnny Depp or Westlife (swoon) but why do so many silly little people want to get famous? Don’t they realise that people just make fun of you and mock your ‘fame’? I suppose not. Still, I’d rather live in my own little world.
This is not kool. people arent silly for becoming famous. i am becoming famous. and some of these comments to become famous are uncool. i reccomend changing you’re page. this is really bad.